Good evening idiot hookers.

kenobion:

Andrew Garfield at the Critics Choice Awards

fckmypssywtharakemom:

dailyskeletonreminders:

sorry yeah, you’re actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

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teenwolfsona:

Tweet from the Dallas Zoo that says "The Zoo is closed today due to a serious situation."ALT

sorry this is by and far the funniest way to announce you’ve lost a leopard